If you have a sexy wetsuit then leave it at home. This whirlwind tour of the Isle of Wight, courtesy of a few consultants, is gusty and exposed, to put it nicely.

Yes, even the consultants go skinny-dipping, but they pay for most of the weekend so we forgive them for it!

Be careful though, your assets may get in the way and you could find yourself not only in the water but up to your elbow in plastercast ;)