Jamie
King of all that is medsoc. This public school boy is harder than he looks being in the marines. If you do fancy giving him a slap (and tickle?) wait till he’s had a few and then he’s anybodies...

Charlie
The queen of the committee. Don’t rub this lad up the wrong way as he’ll probably enjoy it. Seemingly survives on a diet of wine and cigarettes. Makes a terrible transvestite.

B
B is one of the northerners of the group coming from the wilderness that is Herts. Sure to (Microsoft) Excel as secretary. Ho ho ho.

Cat
Its aaaaaall about the sponsorship for this girl. This Dubliner is a member of the netball team and is so hyper she’s like a Duracell bunny on ecstasy.

Corinna
A member of the girls rugby team and a reet northerner, she’s another not to be messed with. If she puts as much energy into planning events as she does when attending them, we’re sorted. Oh and she loves eating humble pie...

Dhru
The big bruv of the committee is involved in all aspects of uni being in the football team and VP of KCL Asian soc. Has an uncanny ability to only ever pull the same face in photos

Sam
One of those students you’ll learn to hate as he passes exams without even trying. A hardcore neighbours addict, meetings have to be scheduled for after six if we ever want to see him.

Luke
This oxford graduate is the fresher of the group despite actually being the oldest one here. AS treasurer he probably has one of the hardest jobs in the world after Wayne Rooney’s stylist.

Mark
Liken him to Bilbo Baggins, however the likeness is to do with his size, not a fascination of rings. Sad for him as this means his hobbit sized stomach means he can handle less than the average man. Probably doesn’t help his GORD (fresher’s you learn about this in term 2)